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Stupid Christian Crap

February 13, 2010

In Pain? Need a miracle? Then look no further than the Jesus Magnetic Bracelet.

For the low price of 9.97, you can harness the power of Jesus AND copper magnetic therapy. Feel the penatrating power of Magnets. Feel the soothing power of copper. You WILL get the miracle power of maximum healing and pain relief through a copper bracelt with Jesus’ name on it.

Plus, free shipping and handling! What a deal!!!! How can refuse this offer?

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. Johann permalink
    February 14, 2010 1:15 pm

    Heh. This one’s particularly close to home; my mother is pretty heavily into New Age BS, and would gladly endorse this bracelet minus Jesus. Maybe even the Jesus version.

  2. ferret wrangler permalink
    February 15, 2010 10:53 pm

    Crap all the way around – all copper does is turn your wrist green, the magnetic field will screw up many electronics, and JC is said to be of Mid-Eastern decent – so where’d he get the blond hair n blue eyes??

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