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Christian Crap: Pastor Appreciation Gifts

January 4, 2010

Well, here it is, the first (or 1.5 first) version of Christian crap. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, pastor appreciation gifts.

What do you give the pastor who has everything?

First, I give you the letter opener for the pastor.  Having been a pastor, I’m not sure this is the greatest idea, especially during rowdy leader’s meetings. There could be too much temptation to start using this sword for things other than it’s intended purposes.

There is nothing that says, “You are a lame pastor” than giving him or her a plaque. I’m mean, seriously, this person is on call 24 hours a day, endures your passive/aggressive comments about their sermon, and smiles while you insult his family. And, all you can give them is a plaque? Lame, lame, lame.

Yeah, a coffee cup like this is only a good idea if you include a little bottle of Bailey’s to put in their coffee.

3 Comments leave one →
  1. January 4, 2010 7:36 pm

    Note to self: Must locate a “Chia-Cross” as a gift for Pastor Weyer. 😉

  2. erp permalink
    January 5, 2010 12:33 am

    On the twelfth day of Christmas my good flock gave to me

    three black plaques
    two cups of coffee
    and a Bible verse on a sharp knife

  3. Richard Eis permalink
    January 5, 2010 5:20 am

    “I came not to send peace, but a letter opener” and a plaque.

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