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Bad Christian Art: Day Three

December 18, 2009

Ok, so, I thought I would hold a contest with this one. Who ever comes up with the best caption for this painting will get a free signed copy of “Pirates” when it comes out. So, even though you might have to wait a bit for your prize, it’s gonna be fun. Submit your entries in the comment section. Caption away!

21 Comments leave one →
  1. Johann permalink
    December 18, 2009 11:16 am

    “Twenty souls for $5000.”

  2. Dan Turis permalink
    December 18, 2009 11:38 am

    “Quick, hand strength contest.”

  3. Shea Cole permalink
    December 18, 2009 11:44 am

    Vince Mcmahon (far right) “I rest assured that you have heard of our new WWE heavy weight champion ‘Jesse the Temple Clearer’.”

  4. Eric Worringer permalink
    December 18, 2009 11:51 am

    “Done deal Satan” (Quickly turns to partner as Satan leaves the room)
    “Man we played him!”

  5. Eric Worringer permalink
    December 18, 2009 11:52 am

    Or “Thanks, I knew the government could bail my people out here in America”

  6. Andrew permalink
    December 18, 2009 1:19 pm

    “Jesus sells the movie rights”

  7. Tiranna permalink
    December 18, 2009 1:47 pm

    Guy by chair: “Who are you looking at? And why are you gripping the air?”

  8. thomas2026 permalink*
    December 18, 2009 2:44 pm

    Oh, Andrew, you are the front runner, I think.

    Although, Tiranna is a close second.

  9. December 18, 2009 11:15 pm

    Now shake hands with my invisible friend

  10. Richard Eis permalink
    December 19, 2009 4:55 pm

    Jesus, this is your 2nd lawyer Bob. The extra hands will come in useful on a defamation of character suit of this magnitude.

  11. Richard Eis permalink
    December 19, 2009 5:02 pm

    Ah, you must be the carpenter…so lets talk about oak panelling.

  12. Richard Eis permalink
    December 19, 2009 5:24 pm

    What would Jesus do? Jesus would get a lawyer.

  13. ferret wrangler permalink
    December 19, 2009 8:48 pm

    Jesus models the latest trend in the spring power-robe line.

  14. ferret wrangler permalink
    December 19, 2009 8:55 pm

    “We’re creating a new tradition, mixed textiles are the new black. See how the silk sash sets off the linen tunic…”

  15. December 20, 2009 1:23 pm

    A long time telecommuter, “JC” had difficulty conforming to corporate dress codes.

    The meeting started well, but the deal fell through when the client learn that the Eternal Life option does not apply to corporate customers.

  16. fauxrs permalink
    December 20, 2009 2:37 pm

    Jesus Christ…..Anti-Christ….Anti-Christ….Jesus shall we get the meeting started?

  17. Ash permalink
    December 21, 2009 10:35 am

    “Spin doctors finally manage to give Bush the look he always wanted”

  18. Ash permalink
    December 21, 2009 10:43 am

    And, because I’m bored..

    ‘Just For Men’ reveal their new spokesmodel

    The mullett finally gets some good press

    Chuck Norris gets a makeover

    Banks try new plan – hippy executives

    Jesus decides to take Bill Gates on at his own game

    Big apple taken on by big Cheesus

  19. Joffan permalink
    December 22, 2009 4:39 pm

    “This is JC, our auditor – he’ll be watching your every move. Don’t get on the wrong side of him.”

  20. Ken permalink
    July 2, 2010 11:15 pm

    Why yes, Dow Chemical will be glad to be one of the Horsemen.

  21. Matt T permalink
    December 22, 2010 2:58 pm

    “Great. This merger of Church and State is going to work out fine.”

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