Ladies and Gentlemen…… THHHHEEEE ATTTIEEE!!!!
Okay, so this week’s attie might be boring to some of the atheists. You already know about this week’s award winner and might consider him old news. But, stay with us, Christians probably don’t know about this guy.
This week’s winner has written one of the WORST books in modern literature. Seriously, this book is bad. I won’t give a full review, as my Purdue friend Jen has already done this. Read her review, it’s hilarious.
Anyway, the title of this book is called “The Professor and the Dominatrix”. It’s basically the atheist version of the Left Behind books. Bad writing. Bad propoganda. Bad stereotypes. I’m not going to slam on him because he self published. There is actually a growing movement among “respectable” publishers to take up self published books that sell. But, if you are going to self publish, you need to a friend who can actually edit your book. Why? Let me give you some sample passages from this book:
“Homosexuals would be demons working for Satin.”
A dog is described as having balls “the size of honeydews”.
And my personal favorite:
“She was a connoisseur. A gobbler of whangs par excellance.”
Yeah, so, this only captures part of the mad cap hilarity of this book. The end of the book is just hilarious, with the atheist professor kicking a televangelist’s ass figuratively and literally is worth it’s weight in gold. Think of this book as a possible drinking game/Mystery Science Book night or something.
So, John Harrigan, for your contribution to bad literature, here is your ATTIE. It’s well deserved.